Friday, August 27, 2010

New Sex Toy?

Met a friend of a friend recently for a little bondage time. He's nervous, hubby is nervous, I'm a little nervous.

Have a few toys on the table along with some items I'd bought at Home Depot that day. You know, the shopping list is always the same: rope, eye hooks, carabiner clips, light bulbs, fertilizer.

So new guy gets stripped to his underwear and eyes the bottle of Miracle-Gro on the table. "Um, what's the Miracle-Gro for?"

"House plants," I respond.

Then I realize that with the bottle mixed among the toys his mind must have been really tripping!

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